Jamie is an innovator. You know those plastic bits at the end of shoelaces?
He invented those (they're called aglets). Do not be fooled by the above
photo, he is the most dangerous member of Fred. He also accounts for 63%
of the earth’s consumption of Silvermints, and has recently signed a 3 year
sponsorship deal with the mint giant.

Born with 2 extra fingers on his left hand, he has invented over 1200 new
guitar chords, many of which can only be heard by dogs and sonar navigating
mammals. In fact, many of these chords were illegalised after an unfortunate
incident last year involving a submarine, a blue whale and 16 bats.

He was first discovered in 1990 by Louis Walsh who decided to clone him and
create the Carter Twins. Their success, however, was short lived. At a live
show, their tape started to skip and the can of worms was open. After people
discovered that they had been miming they were ordered to hand back their
IRMA awards. Jamie's clone slipped into oblivion and eventually found work
as an Operation namer with the US military ('Infinite Justice' that was his),
while Jamie attempted to rebuild his career and has now achieved stardom and
social acceptance once more with Fred.